Had a co-worker send me this. Pretty funny if you are a programmer.
Top 23 replies by programmers when their programs don’t work:
- “I thought I fixed that.”
- “Where were you when the program blew up?”
- “Why do you want to do it that way?”
- “You can’t use that version on your system.”
- “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?”
- “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
- “Somebody must have changed my code.”
- “It works, but it’s not been tested.”
- “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
- “I can’t test everything!”
- “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
- “You must have the wrong version.”
- “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
- “There is something funky in your data.”
- “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
- “It must be a hardware problem.”
- “How is that possible?”
- “It worked yesterday.”
- “It’s never done that before.”
- “That’s weird…”
- “It’s WAD (Working As Designed)”
- “It’s a feature”
- “Who did you login as ?”