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Windows is SLOW… Don’t get me wrong, it’s not too bad when you first boot a cleanly formatted system with nothing running by default, but after you install your first dozen applications; it really starts to drag. I suppose it’s not really Microsoft’s fault that Hewlett Packard decided you need to have six new services, two tray icons, four desktop icons, and a start menu entry just to install a printer driver. Here are a few links to “fix” Windows XP (a number of them apply to 2000 as well) when it starts getting a little snail like.

• 23 ways to speed up WinXP without defrag. –A simple and fairly complete list for making XP faster.
• Bob’s Windows Page –Huge list of Windows options, settings, and configurations.
• 10 Simple Ways to Speed Up WinXP –A good beginner’s guide. Basically a simplified (and much smaller) version of the above two links.

Once you travel down the path, forever will it dominate your destiny.  I am actually going to post some information useful for working with Windows!  I never thought I would see the day but here I am and here it is.

While I am absolutely positive that everyone else in the world is already familiar with this command; I just discovered it. From the Windows Run command type “msconfig” to get a list of processes that start on boot and initialization information.  Also check out Autoruns.  It’s a tool for removing startup applications (and other software) that doesn’t respond to “normal” removal techniques, ala qttask.exe…)

I have 4 computers running in my “man cave” at home, and another couple scattered around the house. Withe so many computers running all the time, the noise level of these things has become more apparent for me. Thankfully there is a robust market of silent PC upgrades available for the decerning computer geek. Check out this list of the top 5 silent computer upgrades.

Subverting your homedir is an article covering setting up, managing, and using subversion for your home directory. It’s based on a similar article published a couple years ago describing in detail how to manage your home directory with CVS. This just adds the extra goodness that Subversion provides.

The benefits for those who go through the settup work are 1) a complete history of all changes to your personal files, configuration settup, and documents, 2) Multiple redundant backups of your data, 3) Access to all (or just part) of your personal settings/documentation from anywhere there is an internet connection, 4) Automatic configuration for any machine you have access to, 5) and The ability to delete files at any time from any location your using your SVN home settup (because the files are never really gone forever… they are just “retired” to SVN.)

I just found xkcd on reddit and have spent the last 30 minutes pissing my pants. This is the comic that got my attention. The funny part is that everyone I know who has had an upper level math class with Dr. Browning has actually said those exact words.

Wil Wheaton, well known geek and Star Trek actor, has listed his five most important books for geeks to read.  Authors like Isacc Asimov and William Gibson have basically defined science fiction as we know it; while authors like Bruce Sterling have helped define a social sub-group.  It’s a good list if you want to start understanding the hacker culture.

The article is also nice enough to link to one of the books (The Hacker Crackdown has been free for almost its entire life) and to a website of ascii porn… Nice of Wil to cover all of the geek bases for us.

I have been at the new job for a little over two weeks.  It has been absolutely wonderful.  So far there has been a high level of professionalism and support.  While things have been almost insanely busy; the environment has made all of the work “doable.”

By the way, it is official.  I have been doing Windows tech support for almost three weeks.  BTW anyone who says the “Linux doesn’t dominate the desktop market because it’s too difficult to install and the hardware support is bad” has either NEVER installed Windows or NEVER installed Linux.  At least not in the last five years. Easy to use MY ASS!

Almost a month ago I accepted a new job. Tomarrow (Friday the 13th) is my last day at the Oklahoma Department of Public Safety (DPS.) As I have plans for Friday night; this is my last lonely night at DPS.

DPS was my first “adult” job using skills that I actually went to college for. As such it will always hold a special place in my heart. The work I did here allowed for the incredible opportunity I have now; such as wouldn’t have been possible some place else.

Don’t get me wrong, there have been some pretty awful moments; but I will leave this place with more friends then when I came, some really wonderful memories, lots of new skills, and a very bright future. Most of all, DPS has taken good care of my family over the last six years, and that is the most important thing you can say about a job.

Thank you everyone for the support; both in finding a new job and with surviving the one I had. By the next Vault post, I will most likely be working at Cobb.

The greatest president in my lifetime is also an amazingly quoteable person. Here are a couple I picked up from some of my friends.

“Some people go their entire lives never knowing if they have made a difference. Marines don’t have that problem.”

“Here’s my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.”

“Blood that has soaked into the sands of a beach is all of one color. America stands unique in the world: the only country not founded on race but on a way, an ideal. Not in spite of but because of our polyglot background, we have had all the strength in the world.”

“The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.”

“Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal. It was Mussolini’s success in Italy, with his government-directed economy, that led the early New Dealers to say “But Mussolini keeps the trains running on time.””

“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”

“I notice that everybody who is Pro-Abortion already has been born.”

“No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.”

Today I turned 30. My wife said to me “Bobby, what’s wrong. You look awful!” She then quickly followed up with, “Oh yah, you turned 30 today.”

I gave her a dirty look. She laughed and said, “Relax, I’m just kidding. You looked awful yesterday too.”